Thursday, March 12, 2009

Giant Human Testicals

Doormat


I do not know which law of physics tonight I found a girl in my bed.
At 10 inches from my nose because there 's only one pillow.
all starts Saturday, as you know the two guys arrived, Mark and Rachel, sti guys had paid up to the hostel yesterday, looking for a home, blah, all happy Mark is home with a friend who does not want that we are in 2 ('cause problems with your roommate, more' Rachel did not want to be there 'because it' s too far away from home).
Last night I called Rachel, who had no phone, no home desperate to Manhattan, I'll go and take the door to my house.
ok, 'then I come out there are the friends of Donato in town' but she stays at home 'cause waiting for the suitcase
"Rachel, I recommend not to come then mark that my roommate will kill me"

I get home at midnight and there is 'ok, mark', passiamoci above.
I wake up at 7, ok, 'passiamoci above. If
Anna finds out ok, kill me 'passiamoci above.

I'm ashamed of me 'itself.
Tell me they will pay 'money for his trouble?

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